🚨Don't be weak and gay🚨August 6th is the day we take Missouri back from these corrupt politicians. https://twitter.com/Cobratate https://twitter.com/TateTheTalisman🔥MAGA https://t.co/sKoY650Dmw

— Valentina Gomez (@ValentinaForSOS) May 13, 2024

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Can't even say !

The sneed just goes on and on…

They say Etsy's on a death spiral, so the time to make posts about Etsy is now.

You ever type "curse" into Etsy?

Sometimes this kind of witchshit shows up on Etsy, regardless of if you're looking for it. It's way too common

Let's look into the $80 digital download "death spell"

🌟 DISCLAIMER 🌟

LEGAL DISCLAIMER (ETSY MAKES ME PUT THIS HERE):

Etsy requires me to state that all spells are for entertainment purposes only.

I do not offer refunds or exchange. All sales are final.

In keeping with both Etsy's guidelines and the law, tarot readings, spells and other paranormal items may only be sold for entertainment purposes. We frame all of the spell-related digital items we sell as “spell kits” which help guide you to explore manifestation, this is a tangible digital product. In addition, we are not responsible for anything that may or may not occur.

This person paid probably $100 to have a witch curse them into being a millionare

why are there so many

when you search "blessing" instead of curse

There's not so much, and most things are self serving. Bless your own career. Bless ur house. Get a soulmate blessing (which will make your soulmate extra attracted to you).

and a bible verse about blessings... a lot of listings for "blessing" are just bible passages on canvases

The bracelets are this thing where you're supposed to use each pearl to knowledge a different blessing in your life.

...aint many witches and wizards selling services to bless a random target.

Im an r-slur but they're evil or something.

This is listed under the tag "blessing"

"Win custody, avoid punishment, remove legal stress"

"navigating LAWSUITS, avoiding PENALTIES, and even sidestepping SPEEDING TICKETS."

wtf

Not seeing many spells for blessing an arbitrary target, even though there is hundreds for killing and cursing them (which get tons of sales)

"The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. " - John 10:10

Woke up for work to find out that my ex girlfriend, found my email and sent me this

I think this is the one situation where it's appropriate to describe one's curiosity as being "peaked", I know I've never been more curious to meet someone in my entire life

https://www.juliefotheringham.net/blog-1/2016/6/19/phone-calls-from-a-pervert

Just completed 200 days straight on Alchohol + Cocaine.

This biohack gets expensive due to tolerance increase.

Currently at $569/day (2l of Johnny walker black and 5-7g of peruvian)

Noticeable benefits

-Zero sexual performance (focused)
-Degenerate sex drive (locked in)… pic.twitter.com/8CmXWyH7Gm

— GALLAGHER 🇨🇦 (@SILVERnBOLD) May 15, 2024

God I wish this was real.

!druggies do you dare to take the challenge?

The best part about Harrison Butker being a misogynist psycho is that a lot of dudes can head hunt his stupid kicker ass for a 15yd penalty next season and get a lifetime of credit with the women in their lives pic.twitter.com/A39siYC22t

— Brian Moote (@MootePoints) May 15, 2024

https://twitter.com/MootePoints/status/1790861677535096915

The best part about Harrison Butker being a misogynist psycho is that a lot of dudes can head hunt his stupid kicker butt for a 15yd penalty next season and get a lifetime of credit with the women in their lives

https://twitter.com/MootePoints/status/1790935342662431182

I just checked twitter. Hahahaha people big mad about this one.

https://twitter.com/MootePoints/status/1790949799862145103

The replies to this are a work of idiot art ⬇️

Semi-technical read. Looks like these guys made the critical mistake of planning how to launder in a shared hosted document.

The supernatural power of brothers to manipulate crypto is mystical and almost biblical in nature.

also like So foid decided to get job (paid leave) came to job interview and was hiding she is pregnant, it was in directors office, and She signed the contract and start giving birth in that directors office, and The companys now paying her birth leave

Leo Lukenas was a former Green Beret who served with 1st Special Forces Group and did multiple deployments. https://t.co/hL72K20AQV pic.twitter.com/gxuwF1ySru

— Alex Plitsas 🇺🇸 (@alexplitsas) May 15, 2024

Lukenas' boss, Gary Howe, who works as co-head of Bank of America's financial institutions group, deactivated his LinkedIn page after he was inundated with angry messages from purported bank staffers.

Investment bankers post their Ls:

This counts as victim blaming:

Was a miss till the bottom explained it

Average Person:

"They are not trying to track and limit meat consumption, that's never going to happen"

NYC Mayor:

"Thanks to our corporate partners like American Express for helping NYC to track and limit meat consumption"

🚨🚨🚨 pic.twitter.com/y1wPkpacjm

— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) May 16, 2024