CONTEXT:

For many South Africans and Burgerlanders there are often cross-cultural shock when they realize each other's nation have legally-enforced or conversely the absence of, what is known as Gas Station Attendants.

Similarly many safrican tourists, those wealthy enough not to have their rands r*ped too harshly by the powerful bad exchange rate of the Rand-to-Dollars $ - instead find out that not only is it normalized that yanks fricking pour into their tanks their own petrol/diesel, and that they are pretty much expected to do so on their own!

In Burgerland, there are often videos about stupid women trying and failing to pour in petrol into their vehicles

This is something which few Safricans would ever witness, as official petrol-station employees are the ones who fill up your gas and shit.

FILLING STATION ATTENDANTS:

Now in Burgerland, Gas Station Attendants are officially instead called "Filling station attendants". And their slang term for them are "gas jockeys" or at least so in North America. I'm told Canadians also use the term Gas Jockeys, but I can't confirm that, some Leafs dramatards will have to confirm.

Now what's notable for Burgerland is that Gas Jockeys do exist in the modern day, but are very rare, and only exist in a select few States or municipal regions (yanks call these Counties).

Now just like modern day South African Gas Station Attendants, these gas jockeys would basically do services outside of just accepting payment (which are done usually by lone gas-station attendants just accepting cash if even cards aren't swiped on the yank petrol-pump itself). These other services would be stuff like cleaning windshields, checking the client's remaining oil and water levels, pumping their tires for air on request, or in really fricking old vehicles/trucks cranking the shafts, and other stuff which franchise petrol-stations offer services to attract customers to their specific branded petrol-stations.

Now Gas Jockies used to be more prevalent in Burgerland, but their utilization would decline by the time the 1970s arrived, punctuated when Burgerland would have a gas-shortage crisis

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/1970s-gas-shortages-changed-america-180977726/

Consequently the businesses most hardest hit by these gasoline-shortages would be the stations themselves, which suffered decades long layoffs and cost-cutting with intensity, within 10 years the american culture of widespread gas attendants would basically cease. Many "Full-service gas-stations" would close, aka those stations with Gas Jockies, and basically in the majority of Burgerland states only "self-help stations", aka the modern most widespread gas stations in Amerika, would become the norm. In most of the West like Europe, "self-help stations" are pretty much the norm also, and it is in fact the "Full-service gas-stations" (the stations with attendants) which are the outlier and aberration, ESPECIALLY in america.

There are as far as I can tell, only two states in USA where "Full-service gas-stations" are still in widespread use in modern Burgerland. The yank states of New Jersey and Oregon.

The histories I don't know why, but basically both states had local municipal laws in the 1950s enforcing that "self-help stations" would be illegal, and thus were the only two states which survived the death of the "Full-service gas-stations" culture in the 1970s gasoline shortage crisis, as "self-help stations" were not legally allowed to outcompete them.

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It is a common joke and stereotype that peeps from the state of New Jersey don't know how to fill in their own gas, as their particular municipal regions have banned "self-help stations", and consequently arrive clueless as to what to do in all the other adjacent States' petrol stations.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/22/why-you-cant-pump-your-own-gas-in-new-jersey.html

https://old.reddit.com/r/newjersey/comments/t8aw3t/can_someone_explain_the_nj_people_dont_know_how/?sort=controversial

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/03/05/new-jersey-drivers-pump-gas-00014339

SOUTH AFRICA!

Now hilariously the modern Republic of South Africa is only one of the only 3 nations upon this earth which have legally recognized working occupations known as a "Gas Station Attendants".

Or to put it more specifically, it is one of the only 3 nations on Earth which have governmental law which influence or ban the use of "self-help stations" within their Nation State in some form or another!

Combinations of "self-help stations" and "Full-service gas-stations" do exist on other parts of the globe, but these are driven by the economic or social trends and conventions of their respective nations, where there are both found even in modern places like Western Europe, and are not directed by the laws of their nation states.

These nations are Burgerland (the 2 mentioned States), South Africa........and Brasilia!! !macacos

For South Africa, this was enacted back in the 1990s, during the Nelson Mandela Administration and the Thabo Mbeki Administrations for the sake of Job Creation, as there was intense levels of joblessness even back then. The Western liberal democracies' sanctions against the Union of SA's Apartheid State had crippled the country, and had obliterated the wealth of many businesses and farms, unfortunately sanctions tend to be a blunt instrument and all races were equally economically traumatized by the sanctions from the 1980s to 1992.

As part of their initiatives of job creation by the ANC, many new jobs were deemed to be created on the most compulsory industries, such as anything related to the fuel industry.

Many Mayos would b-word about these new Job Creation initiatives, as they believed that many peeps were given junk jobs just to fill out uniforms and create nonsense jobs - jobs which maybe paid for the new employees of the state, but added no benefit to the economy or aided the new nation. Most criticized of these new types of jobs was the Gas Station Attendant, once again because Mayo Boomers were used to pumping their own shit, and now had to have someone do it for them?? What a useless job!

"Full-service gas-stations" had existed before, but they weren't a nationally legalized requirement. None were more pissed by this ruling than Petrol Station owners themselves, as they suddenly found themselves with massively exorbitantly increased labour costs involved.

In fact the nature of South African Petrol Stations would drastically change due to this nationalization of the Gas Station Attendant job. Before 1990s, many individually owned "Mom-and-Pop" Gas Stations existed in SA, but these new regulations would mean only national scale chain and franchise Gas Station companies would be able to afford continual operation as Gas Stations, especially as Petrol Tax would also increase under the new ANC regime.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/momandpop.asp

In fact for modern Gas Stations, they basically make ZERO profit via the sale of petrol alone, and all Gas Station franchise basically make their money via their convenience-stores and road-restaurants and shops attached next to the sets of gas pumps. All "Mom-and-Pop" gas stations would go extinct due to the creation of the Gas Station Attendant job, or be bought out by massive conglomerate chains such as Sasol, Shell, Total, Engen, and BP

Yet in spite of all the bitching, most Petrol Station companies and owners would pivot to preferring the use of Gas Station Attendants as South Africa would become increasingly more dysfunctional and crime ridden, and the Police became increasingly more corrupt and worthless, by the time 2005 rolled in, and the corruption of the ANC became rampant.

Basically it would become financial suicide to ever operate "self-help stations" as they would be robbed blind within a fortnight, or their utilities and equipment destroyed by douchbags and malcontents. Minibus taxis and crime syndicates would prove themselves especially prone to fricking stealing petrol wholesale by literally pumping out the petrol of gas stations right out of their pumps via portable generators and tanks.

https://businesstech.co.za/news/motoring/604708/new-fuel-theft-trend-to-look-out-for-in-south-africa/

A very common form of theft, especially in places like Cape Town with limited parking behind fences in the cramped city, is for thieves to bust open the petrol-cap, and literally suck out the petrol/diesel right out of your vehicle in the middle of the night, and for the poor luckless owner to climb into his car, and realize to their dismay their fuel gage is fricking empty overnight!!

Thus modern RSA Gas Station owners and companies basically very much prefer to have their own employees pour gas, as the average South African is absolutely untrustworthy to not be a thief, or just a Tsotsi delinquent who'll frick up your pumps and equipment after single use!

Basically it's unthinkable for South Africans to live in world where Self-Help Stations exists such in Burgerland, and Safricans tourists get culture shock when the visit, not because they can't figure out how to pump their own gas, but because they are like: WHAT IF SOMEBODY STEALS THE GAS WHEN NOBODY IS WATCHING

https://www.iol.co.za/news/south-africa/western-cape/is-sa-ready-for-diy-petrol-stations-1575915

From a Job Creation, to a modern necessity, Is SA ready for DIY petrol stations? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Cape Town - The nationwide petrol attendant strike has seen calls for big oil companies to consider installing self-service pumps at their petrol stations.

But while the move would put South Africa in line with First World economies such as the US and UK, industry experts have warned that adoption of the pumps locally could result in widespread unemployment.

Self-service pumps were first introduced in the 1970s. Initially the system was built on trust, with motorists filling up before paying at the station's shop.

But this quickly made way for the credit card-based system which has been proposed for South Africa. According to the Cape Chamber of Commerce's Michael Bagraim, the “swipe system” would be best for the country. This would see pumps activated by the swipe of a credit, debit or dedicated petrol card before motorists could manually refuel their cars.

The US has almost unilaterally adopted the same system, and over the past three years, stations in developing countries such as India, Malaysia and the United Arab Emirates have begun rolling it out.

Temporary petrol attendant Craig Felix, who has been filling in during the strike, said self service was a massive safety concern.

“I wouldn't like to have to get out of my car to put petrol in. It's not safe in some areas.”

Avhapfani Tshifularo, executive director of the South African Petroleum Industry Association, said self service would simply not work in the country. “Nobody is allowed to fill up his own tank at a petrol station according to the law which protects 70 000 jobs at a retail level.”

For Mxolisi Ratsibe, head of employee relations at the National Petroleum Employee Association, the debate boiled down to one glaring downside. “Jobs, jobs, jobs.”

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https://www.news24.com/fin24/aa-urges-motorists-not-to-pump-own-petrol-20130910

Translation: South Africans on average are fricking r-slurred and even without theft concerns, are likely to break and destroy Fuel Pumps on their own, which tend to be very flammable and dangerous

Now hilariously, in the past fricking Gas Jockeys would be TIPPED lmoa. Yanks are genetically predisposed to tip for everythang!

Often yank tourists suffering cultural shock when they visited Safrica about 15-20 years ago would wonder if it was customary to tip petrol attendants, since yanks were used to pour their petrol/diesel themselves and didn't know how to properly interact with such a bizarre difference in their everyday actions.

https://www.quora.com/Is-it-customary-to-tip-petrol-attendants-in-South-Africa

Now yank tourists would tell each other to tip in RSA, but this absolutely wasn't the custom for SA locals, especially since most SA white boomers were themselves used to pour in their own gas, just as yanks were pre-democratization, and now suddenly they were expected to fricking tip some doofus doing a basic manual labour job they had easily done themselves in the past

This false view that gas attendants were only spread around by yanks because of the extremely low wages of Gas Station Attendants and the pittance yanks paid with their powerful dollars, and how shocked they were at the feeble wages south africans obtained in their daily lives.

However, even RSA tourism boards would end up dissuading yanks and other foreigners from feeling obligated to tip, because Gas Station Attendants would alter their behaviour and performance upon the expectation and receival of tips. And since local safricans, including local safrican car owners were just as relatively dirt poor, and could absolutely not afford fricking tipping upon rising petrol/diesel prices, and having lazy Gas Jockies give shit service because locals don't give tips was not something tolerated for long, and Gas-Station owners would make it clear that future behavior would have to be independent of tips henceforth.

Stupid modern yank tourists still tip in places like Cape Town, but it's not been a common thing by the late 2010s.

FINAL NOTE:

Also apparently Brasilia is equally cucked by their commie government and had implemented laws to create Gas Station Attendant jobs of up to 300 000 peeps in 2000!

https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/paineldoleitor/2015/02/1593346-ministro-aldo-rebelo-comenta-artigo-sobre-baixo-crescimento.shtml

Unite! Beware AmeriKKKa! The 3rd world is coming to R*PE U!

not her but some other old lady lol

photo source

Was pretty proud of this one because I'd made that fake duckling bill from a rats tail.

Watching unity of future citizens of United States of South India https://t.co/qXHMMbWx2w pic.twitter.com/w7LeGRjtEU

— Don Muji (Muji Ka Parivar) (@mujifren) April 29, 2024

The only common language in south Indian inscriptions is...Sanskrit

@Arkham_Knight mayo

Iz overu (speaks in Korean)

Didn't see any drama threads about this. Governor Newsom signed a bill that would raise utility bills for Californians based on income.

Under $28,000 income — $24 per month

$28,000 to $69,000 income — $34 per month

$69,000 to $180,000 income –$73 per month

Over $180,000 income — $128 per month

This is on top of current utility rates.

Commiefornia Redditors in the thread explain they're happy to pay the increases while others are screaming for the heads of PG&E execs (and a few for the legislators who actually passed this lol)

Solar users are irate that they are also going to be charged regardless

https://old.reddit.com/r/TeslaSolar/comments/145guxv/california_rate_changes_will_screw_rooftop_solar/?sort=controversial

Bay Area malding

https://old.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/1algswt/the_pge_sucks_megathread/?sort=controversial

SINGAPORE: In the three weeks since the speed enforcement function was activated in red-light cameras, those cameras have detected more than 800 speeding violations, the Singapore Police Force (SPF) said on Monday (Apr 29).

The speed enforcement function in red-light cameras was progressively activated from Apr 1 in an effort to improve motorist behaviour on roads.

This would be done islandwide, SPF said previously, especially at locations that are more prone to accidents or violations.

There are more than 250 red-light cameras in Singapore as of last December, although the police did not reveal how many have had the speed enforcement function activated and where these cameras are located.

"Speeding and beating the red light have always been the top two traffic violations. Together, they account for about 75 per cent of the traffic violations committed in 2023," SPF said.

The newly activated function in red-light cameras has expanded the Traffic Police's range of enforcement equipment against speeding motorists, said Deputy Superintendent of Police William Foo, the officer-in-charge of the surveillance camera unit.

However, the number of speeding violations detected is "of concern", he said.

"We will continue to step up on our enforcement and will not hesitate to take action against errant motorists who choose to flout traffic rules," he added.

According to the police's latest annual traffic situation report in February, the number of speeding-related fatal accidents increased by 83.3 per cent in 2023 compared with 2022.

Although there was a fall in violations detected by traffic enforcement cameras in 2023, the number of speeding violations detected by other police enforcement operations increased by 22 per cent, from 52,016 cases to 63,468.

DETECTING TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS

TP officers patrol the roads around the clock, keeping a lookout for motorists who flout traffic rules the police said on Monday, adding that traffic enforcement operations are also conducted regularly.

Additionally, speed cameras and red-light cameras are used to detect violations with the help of laser technology, radar technology or detector loops embedded in the road.

Cameras using laser technology emit laser beams at a vehicle and measure the time it takes for the beam to bounce back to calculate the vehicle's speed.

Those using radar technology operate the same way, except they emit radio waves instead of laser beams.

Cameras that use detector loops - which are typically the red-light cameras - create an electromagnetic field when the traffic light turns red. When a vehicle passes over the loop, it disrupts the field and triggers the camera to capture images of the vehicle.

The speed enforcement function in TP's red-light cameras operates similarly as well, said the police.

"If the traffic violation is detected by an enforcement camera, the violation image or video captured will be processed backend," SPF said, adding that these will then be reviewed by camera unit officers.

All violations go through a "two-layer verification" to ensure validity and accuracy before a report is created, said the police. The entire process could take about two to three weeks.

A notice of traffic offence may be issued to the motorist depending on the investigation outcome.

Men were busy contemplating solutions while Women couldn't stop their Yapping for a second till the end.

pic.twitter.com/pFu8g2K1BT

— Catachi (@itachi_senpai1) April 28, 2024

Aiyyo appa aiyyo appa

Ok simp

>Men bring sheet

>Men bring mattress

>Men climb out of window and grab baby

>Women seethe about where the parents are

>This is helping

/r/unitedkingdom has another post relating to that creepy/disgusting video of a man biting a young boy's ear at the snooker championship. See previous drama post here.

Anyway, the thread isn't huge, but is a total mess with p-do apologia and slapfights.

It was quite clearly a dad having a playful interaction with his son, blown out of all proportion by a bunch of joyless Karens on Twitter.

Any money this """father""" likes to nibble on his """son's""" ear too.

It's a weird thing to do to your child tbh, and even worse to do it in public in front of cameras.

How does on camera make it worse... When he noticed the camera he didn't seem guilty or scared. He seemed like a dad excited to be out with his kid. I agree the timing and the clip itself looks weird, but it very well could be innocent. A dad biting his son's ear playfully, or a p-do seductively nibbling on a young boy are 2 very different things which can look indistinguishable.

I could be completely wrong but It looked like a father trying to wind up or annoy his slightly fed up looking son.

The recipient (of the horseplay?) didn't react with shock or dismay. More a resigned "dad you're being annoying" type look followed by a shrug and a smile.

They both appeared to have shared familial facial traits which suggest they're related.

>Sexual abuse is totally fine when it's kept in the family.

There was nothing normal about this interaction. The child's resignation to its occurrence broke my heart. It must happen a lot.

Because grooming trains the victim to be used to it and accept it. You can see the kid say "stop" just before he bites his ear. Not to mention, we don't see where that man's hands were or what they were doing

Mate, he nibbled on his fricking ear.

Normal people don't nibble on their kid's ears. Pedos do.

And because redditors can't help themselves, they point out the real villains in this situation: Conservative news media.

I'm not saying this shouldn't be investigated, but GB News shouldn't be used as a source on this sub.

It's a thinly veiled vehicle to funnel money to right wing politicians in return for their participation in promoting the views of their very opaque owners.

Essentially an ERG owned and operated propaganda broadcaster.

I dislike them but sources shouldn't be banned just because you dislike them

Most of us dislike them because they inflame culture wars, are shamelessy biased and spread misinformation and conspiracy theories.

Unfit to be a news channel

https://old.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryWarhammer/comments/1cfljx6/tea_time/?sort=controversial

TL;DR an Israel supporter went into a pro-Palestine protest in Boston, yelled "Kill the Jews" and then the police arrested all the pro-Palestine protestors citing the "Kill the Jews" line as the reason.

I'm trying to figure out the best clickbaity titles on my videos on YouTube

That channel is gold tho

🇺🇸🇷🇺🇨🇳 "Russia is producing weapons and ammunition faster than at any time in its modern history"

He’s looking for a way to blame China … about their own failure pic.twitter.com/NZrz42QTcD

— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) April 29, 2024

It was also funny seeing how China treated him and Xi asking him when is he leaving and having no red carpet

https://twitter.com/mylordbebo/status/1784912039669805412

Here is same interview where he says Russia is weak also says Ukraine is united against Russia

And like a million khohols military age hiding in the west and a couple more millions in Russia because they are united against Russia that bs would had worked in 2022 but not now.

Tom is the clear villain here. He’s a cat 4 who expects a cat 10 because he bought the world’s tiniest ring and a busted car. Why do you all feel entitled to the most beautiful women when you have nothing to offer in return and why are you crying over a cartoon? https://t.co/mYhMnY4kLe

— RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) (@hollowearthterf) April 28, 2024

Any woman who doesn't reciprocate the protag's feelings is ontologically evil

In an ideal world she'd be pregnant with her fourth and too busy cooking to be on twatter by now

We must RETVRN !bharatiya

I wouldn't tbh Know your capacity roastie. Don't get uppity.

Cute pictures of her new velvet hippo Hickory:

https://old.reddit.com/r/velvethippos/comments/1ceklyc/welp_my_husband_brought_his_first_dog_home_to_stay/?sort=controversial

Hickory is home! After a decent introduction to Honey, we took him home. Honey was only slightly annoying to him as she yodeled loudly in his face for the first 30 minutes she met him. So, here he is! Hickory the Hippo!

Some of the typical comments:

Hickory is going to need lots of tennis balls!! I love him so much. Completely adorable! 🧡💙

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He's beautiful I love him 🥰❤️ congratulations!

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Honey still seems displeased.

Displeased? She looks like she's completely disassociated. Unable to comprehend the horror of the situation.

>tfw your dipshit owner brings home another pibble

Only 3 hours later, disaster strikes!

https://old.reddit.com/r/velvethippos/comments/1ceprr6/that_was_horribly_shortlived_and_i_feel_horrible/?sort=controversial

Hickory bit honey. I had just gone into my bedroom to take a nap. My husband and two sons were in the living room with the dogs. The dogs were fine. Then my daughter came home. Honey immediately ran to greet her, as did Hickory. The next thing I heard was a dog screaming and my husband screaming, “NO!! NO!! STOP!!” I ran out, and Hickory had Honey by the head. Right as I got to them, he shook her. I put pressure behind his jaw and he immediately let go of her and backed away. I had both dogs by the collar and told my husband to take Hickory to another part of the house away from Honey while I assessed her wounds. Two punctures on her ear lobe, and a puncture on her cheek. We called the vet and got instructions to care for her. The dogs are separated in different areas of the house, with strict instructions about who is to play with him, because we have a 5 year old child who is obsessed with him. We are flabbergasted. The meet and greet with them went well. We contacted a friend of ours who runs a pit rescue. We DO NOT want to take him back to the kill shelter. I fricking feel HORRIBLE. I feel like I failed Hickory, Honey, my family, and the shelter. I'm literally sick about it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Both dogs were on leashes. Unfortunately, they both ran to see my daughter at the same time, and I'm guessing the poor guy was just overstimulated . He is NOT a bad boy. He is a sweet, sweet guy. I've been in contact with my vet and some friends who do rescue. One is a veterinarian that specifically does pibbles. Humphrey had a hard time at first, too. He was terrified and reactive to men. It took a lot of work, but he did fine. We currently have the dogs in separate halves of the house. They can see and hear each other, but can't get to each other.

He's NOT a bad boy he's so sweet he only chewed on my dog's head a little bit

If you can't reasonably keep them separated for a bit, then for everyone's safety, return to the shelter but please do not tell them about the bite because it'll be an instant death sentence. Just say your dog wasn't getting along with him and it wasn't a good fit.

GOOD idea, there's too many toddlers in the world anyway

OP, is your Husband the one who's had most of the interactions with Hickory, or are You the one? Because it may have been a relatively "simple" matter (although ADMITTEDLY Terrifying!) matter of resource guarding.💖 Both dogs were FINE, and doing reasonably well together UNTIL your Daughter walked in. She was a NEW human, and therefore a NEW resource for both dogs. He wanted the resource (remember, he hasn't HAD many resources to call his OWN in who knows how long, living in a shelter!💖), and he was trying to protect that resource (even though the resource was your DAUGHTER!), from Honey. Work with your vet, work with your friend who's been with the rescue, AND see if there's anyone GOOD locally, who works in Behavior, who you guys can tap in for advice!💝 You're very much still in that FIRST Three, of the 3-3-3 rule, correct? For now, YES, ABSOLUTELY keep the kids away unless you're next to them, keep the dogs separate but able to see/smell & get used to each other, and then take it slowly and assess each step!💖 This MAY be a deal-breaker, OR it may be a simple blip. Time, patience, and careful observation will tell you which one it truly is!

I can't be the only one who finds the juxtaposition funny between the sparkly hearts and the advice on how to stop your dogs eating each other

Bonus Post

The same foid's previous (now deceased) pibble, chilling next to her baby. Just to give you an idea of how foidbrained this foid really is

some g*mercel is mad because he didn't have an original thought, i am successfully baiting him

- A potential rdrama ban in the US has r-slurs worried about where they'll gossip and harass other r-slurs.

- Reddit is not necessarily an alternative, with some thinking it's "embarrassing."

As a potential US rdrama ban looms, dramatards are contemplating what app might take its place.

There are a few contenders in the mix, but it seems for many unwell people, Reddit isn't among them.

Marsie, an oldstrag seethe farmer, said in a recent rdramatok that she might be able to handle a ban if posting on Reddit if it wasn't such a "humiliation ritual."

"The rdrama.net ban bill was just passed in the House, which is a bummer," she said. But the idea of posting her rdrama content to the Reddit sub in front of everyone she knew in the early 2010s wasn't appealing.

"I don't know about that. I'm sorry," she said. "I don't know if I have the gumption to really do that. That's a big ask."

A potential rdrama.net ban looms

The US Senate passed a bill on Tuesday that could see rdrama removed from the internet. President Joe Biden signed it into law on Wednesday, giving Aveann nine months to sell its US rdrama.net assets or face a nationwide ban.

Chuds are very unhappy, considering a potential ban hypocritical and an infringement on their freedumb of speech.

While the most obvious solution would be for them to start posting their content on Reddit — the "cucked" and "fricking stupid janny hole" original homeland of rdrama— that's not what will happen, several gooners told Bussy Insider.

Many said they will likely continue to use Reddit for porn and direct trolling, but that it would not replace rdrama.net when it comes to uploading content and scrolling.

It is hard to make sweeping statements about any generation, especially one that spans range of bussy diameters 50 millimeters to 25 centimetres, but a mass exodus of the ones who use rdrama to Reddit's sub is unlikely, they said.

They'd rather take their chances on something extra gay like Groomercord or put their energy into Kiwifarms, they said.

"We'd probably splinter off into a million different places, bombarding our friends and followers with 'come follow me here' messages across every social media platform imaginable," Soren, a waste of space and piece of actual shit, wheezed to BI.

"We'd be like digital refugees, lost and a little scared, but you bet we'd rebuild our online communities somewhere, somehow. I also I'm the worst."

Reddit has too many insufferable cute twinks

Marsie doesn't share her full name on rdrama.net, and she said she has everyone in real life blocked on there, including her friends and her boyfriend.

"So I actually have this nice, cozy little open public diary, and I never really feel like I need to be confronted about it in person," she said, with a complete lack of self awareness.

Young people still use Reddit. It was declared "over" in 2022 but has made something of a comeback. More people logged into Reddit than rdrama.net in 2023, and embracing child grooming has been an unexpected success. R-slurs and cute twinks are also both still active on there.

But r-slurs who spoke with Bussy Insider said social media platforms all have different purposes, and they doubt Reddit can capture the magic of gooning through rdrama.net.

A Pew Research Center survey found Kiwifarms is the biggest social media platform among autist schizos, with 93% of female respondents aged 25-50 saying they secretly look at all the threads to quench their impotent loathing of s. rdrama.net is in second place with 63% of closeted homosexual male respondents saying they think they had a shot with a woman dramatard, followed by Groomercord with 60% being children unaware that they were going to be groomed and r*ped.

Reddit is close behind, with 59% of respondents saying they used it, though over twice as many (17%) said they used rdrama.net "almost constantly" compared to Reddit (8%).

Generations also use Reddit slightly differently. Gooning remain more popular with millennials than Gen Z, while these days, Zoomers favor seething and grooming, according to a Bussy Insider survey last year.

Reddit posting is 'cringe'

While they may have an account to collect drama, like millennials have a Facebook page that's gathering birthday messages from that one guy whose life crashed really hard after high school, zoomers have found Reddit pretty cringe for a while now.

In 2022, foid attentionmaxxer FrozenChosen explained in a blog on /h/femalegrippysockjail why the app gave her generation "the ick."

Reddit is "boring, exhausting, and generally not fun" compared with rdrama.net, Frozen said, which boomed during the pandemic and quickly became her most-used social media platform.

The sentiment is growing. Multiple dramatards have expressed finding Reddit "embarrassing."

"I hate posting on Reddit now," said C*rpathian Florist, a NEET who "shitposts" My Little Pony content under a series of alts. In a recent dramapost, she said there had been a "shift" over the past few years where posting on Reddit became "an insanely stressful, nerve-racking process because it's hard to pretend I'm being ironic there."

"Posting feels icky," she said. "It honestly feels like every time I post, I'm not being judged by everyone I've ever met. They all 100%, unashamedly jerk off to that stuff, and I like to keep an air of mystery to it to cope."

Commenters echoed C*rp's thoughts, with some saying they thought Reddit was too "pozzed" and that they had deleted the app and felt all the better for it.

Soren told BI between bites of fried c*m he loves "a good curated feed and aesthetic story," but Reddit can feel a little too "polished."

"Like everyone's trying to project this perfect life," she said. "On rdrama, it's all about being raw, funny, and real."

Chiobu, who has been overly online since 1998 but allegedly has a real life with a wife, told Bussy Insider he doesn't think it's likely young people will flood to Reddit.

He said his own feed is "megaed and hasn't been enjoyable since the superstraight thing."

Getting more people on the app

Reddit's overlords, Spez and George Soros, said this week it would increase spending to turn itself into "the most wholesome chungus website in the world with hardcore pornography," sending its shares down more than 12% in pre-market trading on Thursday.

It's already starting to do this with the upcoming rollout of pretending to pay jannies with worthless stock discounts.

It's unclear if such bullshit would convince Gen Z to continue to fill in the ranks of existentially desolate powermods to manage the site for free. However, Bardfinn, from /r/AgainstHateSubs, told the BBC that Reddit's "substantial investment" in anti-evil has helped it get people to spend time on its platforms

Where else is there?

4Chan is also "kinda dead," Chiobu said, and its curated content feed "is a clickbait hellhole."

"My unpopular opinion is that Kiwifarms has better sneedpower to rdrama.net," he added. "I think if rdrama was banned I would stay there. Obviously, it would be more schizo and neurodivergent, but I think all my fake awards there are worth more than dramacoin."

911Roofer, an oldstrag, told BI he holds a different opinion.

"If rdrama.net is banned, I think I might use it as a reason to get off social media completely," he said, apart from a physical whiteboard which he needs to use for work.

However, he said many of his accounts aren't actually banned on Reddit, and they're actually active. Some hipster chick in 2009 dumped me really, really hard so I've been letting out my anger on pacific north west subs for like 15 years now, he said.

"I feel like /r/Seattle and /r/portland Redditors need to be pushed and bullied so hard because some of the 900 guys she fricked probably post there," he added.

As for Groomercord, both the fertile resource and bane of rdrama, that was set up as a platform for vidya chat and grooming, some r-slurs are all for it.

Ex-dramatard sirpingsalot, for example, confusedly called Groomercord the "new rdrama" and praised the app's growth potential, as well as the nostalgic feel of being like rdrama in its early days when he could rizz younger women whenever he wanted.

A handful of cute twinks have been sharing their Groomercord handles, hoping to replicate their followings there if rdrama shuts down.

But the reviews have been mixed, with some saying it's just AOL instant messenger with more gimmicks and they're still bombarded with ery.

Chiobu is also unconvinced. He said it reminded him of the early days of rdrama circa 2018 "when it was cringe."

"But instead of it being cringe teens and cosplayers, it's giving an older and perverted crowd," he said. "No hate to them, but I don't think it's the move for dramatards at the moment."

Soren sputtered through his mishappen ugly elephant man face that he's heard whispers of people moving to watchpeopledie.tv and soyjack.party, but these platforms don't have gayops and lolcow milking people can endlessly scroll like rdrama does.

The thought of a rdrama ban is scary, he gurgled, but dramatards are "adaptable" and "creative" and will find a way to keep sharing their voices whatever happens.

"The internet is vast, and wherever we land, you better believe it'll be filled with memes, r-slur humor, and enough bants to make the whole nation seethe," he gasped before he finally died from well-deserved both aneurysm and heart attack.