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They say Etsy's on a death spiral, so the time to make posts about Etsy is now.
You ever type "curse" into Etsy?
Sometimes this kind of witchshit shows up on Etsy, regardless of if you're looking for it. It's way too common
Let's look into the $80 digital download "death spell"
π DISCLAIMER π
LEGAL DISCLAIMER (ETSY MAKES ME PUT THIS HERE):
Etsy requires me to state that all spells are for entertainment purposes only.
I do not offer refunds or exchange. All sales are final.
In keeping with both Etsy's guidelines and the law, tarot readings, spells and other paranormal items may only be sold for entertainment purposes. We frame all of the spell-related digital items we sell as βspell kitsβ which help guide you to explore manifestation, this is a tangible digital product. In addition, we are not responsible for anything that may or may not occur.
This person paid probably $100 to have a witch curse them into being a millionare
why are there so many
when you search "blessing" instead of curse
There's not so much, and most things are self serving. Bless your own career. Bless ur house. Get a soulmate blessing (which will make your soulmate extra attracted to you).
and a bible verse about blessings... a lot of listings for "blessing" are just bible passages on canvases
The bracelets are this thing where you're supposed to use each pearl to knowledge a different blessing in your life.
...aint many witches and wizards selling services to bless a random target.
Im an r-slur but they're evil or something.
This is listed under the tag "blessing"
"Win custody, avoid punishment, remove legal stress"
"navigating LAWSUITS, avoiding PENALTIES, and even sidestepping SPEEDING TICKETS."
Not seeing many spells for blessing an arbitrary target, even though there is hundreds for killing and cursing them (which get tons of sales)
"The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. " - John 10:10
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<script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script>π¨Don't be weak and gayπ¨August 6th is the day we take Missouri back from these corrupt politicians. https://twitter.com/Cobratate https://twitter.com/TateTheTalismanπ₯MAGA https://t.co/sKoY650Dmw
β Valentina Gomez (@ValentinaForSOS) May 13, 2024
Can't even say !
The sneed just goes on and onβ¦
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I think this is the one situation where it's appropriate to describe one's curiosity as being "peaked", I know I've never been more curious to meet someone in my entire life
https://www.juliefotheringham.net/blog-1/2016/6/19/phone-calls-from-a-pervert
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Just completed 200 days straight on Alchohol + Cocaine.
— GALLAGHER π¨π¦ (@SILVERnBOLD) May 15, 2024
This biohack gets expensive due to tolerance increase.
Currently at $569/day (2l of Johnny walker black and 5-7g of peruvian)
Noticeable benefits
-Zero sexual performance (focused)
-Degenerate sex drive (locked in)β¦ pic.twitter.com/8CmXWyH7Gm
God I wish this was real.
!druggies do you dare to take the challenge?
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The best part about Harrison Butker being a misogynist psycho is that a lot of dudes can head hunt his stupid kicker ass for a 15yd penalty next season and get a lifetime of credit with the women in their lives pic.twitter.com/A39siYC22t
— Brian Moote (@MootePoints) May 15, 2024
https://twitter.com/MootePoints/status/1790861677535096915
The best part about Harrison Butker being a misogynist psycho is that a lot of dudes can head hunt his stupid kicker butt for a 15yd penalty next season and get a lifetime of credit with the women in their lives
https://twitter.com/MootePoints/status/1790935342662431182
I just checked twitter. Hahahaha people big mad about this one.
https://twitter.com/MootePoints/status/1790949799862145103
The replies to this are a work of idiot art β¬οΈ
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also like So foid decided to get job (paid leave) came to job interview and was hiding she is pregnant, it was in directors office, and She signed the contract and start giving birth in that directors office, and The companys now paying her birth leave
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Leo Lukenas was a former Green Beret who served with 1st Special Forces Group and did multiple deployments. https://t.co/hL72K20AQV pic.twitter.com/gxuwF1ySru
— Alex Plitsas πΊπΈ (@alexplitsas) May 15, 2024
Lukenas' boss, Gary Howe, who works as co-head of Bank of America's financial institutions group, deactivated his LinkedIn page after he was inundated with angry messages from purported bank staffers.
Investment bankers post their Ls:
This counts as victim blaming:
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Average Person:
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) May 16, 2024
"They are not trying to track and limit meat consumption, that's never going to happen"
NYC Mayor:
"Thanks to our corporate partners like American Express for helping NYC to track and limit meat consumption"
π¨π¨π¨ pic.twitter.com/y1wPkpacjm
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used to think the younger gen is sensible and will slowly overthrow bjpee as the old fuckers will die but now it seems like the younger gen sanghis are even more rabid than the older guys watching your childhood friends turn into monsters one by one is really scary
— βπ» (@cetrixine) May 15, 2024
DravidaBVLL
You don't form your whole identity on the moosic you consoom from goras?
How could you do this?